This Is A Shadow Swarm - No Chicken Pieces Please: Archive

March 2013

7 posts

theevilanon:

fightevilandthengetblownup:

I only like one of your brothers, and I like you well enough but I’m not stripping off so you can work out which part you want to grab more! …Your little suit might be cute, yes, and that may be the case but I don’t need to know about that.

But Jojo, that picture of your ass..my pulse is racing after seeing it, there is something happening with this meatsuit that makes it all stiff and tingly.

… Aaand this is when I walk away because I am not explaining this. Stop thinking about it!

*Admires the view of your ass as you walk away*

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#Now my pants feel uncomfortable in certain areas

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

fightevilandthengetblownup:

Not going to happen. You can just use your imagination because I’m not going to ‘help a shadow’ today.

Why don’t you like me like you like my brothers Jojo? I picked out a cute human to wear and compared to other human’s I’ve seen this one is quiet large in the areas that females are supposed to like in me.

I only like one of your brothers, and I like you well enough but I’m not stripping off so you can work out which part you want to grab more! …Your little suit might be cute, yes, and that may be the case but I don’t need to know about that.

But Jojo, that picture of your ass..my pulse is racing after seeing it, there is something happening with this meatsuit that makes it all stiff and tingly.

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#Is this human love?? #Is this what brothers feel???

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

fightevilandthengetblownup:

Maybe so, but I’m not going to just start wearing dresses because they look nice and some annoying shadowboy wants to oggle me.

Not going to happen.

#(i-think-it-just-means-you’re-an-ass-over-tits-guy-rather-than-fetish)

Mmmm I haven’t seen enough of your tits to decide this Jojo. Help a shadow make his mind up?

Not going to happen. You can just use your imagination because I’m not going to ‘help a shadow’ today.

Why don’t you like me like you like my brothers Jojo? I picked out a cute human to wear and compared to other human’s I’ve seen this one is quiet large in the areas that females are supposed to like in me.

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#But Jojo I'll live forever. #I don't want to have to compare you after you've gone all wrinkled and saggy.

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

I never realized why the human part of the body called the ass is considered nice till now.

#Will you at least you know wear more dresses.

Thanks. But. Still, no.

But Jojo you look soooo nice in that dress.

Ooops I think you dropped something, you should bend over and get it.

Maybe so, but I’m not going to just start wearing dresses because they look nice and some annoying shadowboy wants to oggle me.

Not going to happen.

#(i-think-it-just-means-you’re-an-ass-over-tits-guy-rather-than-fetish)

Mmmm I haven’t seen enough of your tits to decide this Jojo. Help a shadow make his mind up?

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#Maybe you should lose the dress Jojo.

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

I never realized why the human part of the body called the ass is considered nice till now.

#Will you at least you know wear more dresses.

Thanks. But. Still, no.

But Jojo you look soooo nice in that dress.

Ooops I think you dropped something, you should bend over and get it.

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#Is this what people call having a fetish? #Because I just want to touch your ass now.

I never realized why the human part of the body called the ass is considered nice till now.

Mar 14, 201311 notes

#Will you at least you know wear more dresses.

Mar 14, 2013260 notes

#Jojo can I play too? #I promise to stand behind you and always let you go first.

December 2012

21 posts

Dec 15, 201210 notes

#I did this right didn't I? #Human mating rituals are confusing.

Dec 12, 201210 notes

#Only if you tuck me into bed Jojo.

Dec 12, 201215 notes

Dec 12, 20128 notes

#Or I can get an emo hair cut and pose weird like our other brother Jojo

Dec 12, 201212 notes

#Look I'll even put a suit on and scowl if you want to pretend I'm Big Brother

Dec 12, 20122 notes

#JoJo let's just go drinking and you can explain more about talents and tongues.

Dec 12, 201220 notes

#But you said yes to tongue #No to reproduction #Is that why brother spends so little time kissing you on the mouth?

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

#Jojo! You didn’t tell us! #Brother/Sister really does have a talented tongue! #I thought it was the other part of the human body that was used for reproduction.

Dec 12, 20123 notes

#So you are with swarm?

Dec 12, 20123 notes

#Jojo! You didn't tell us! #Brother/Sister really does have a talented tongue! #I thought it was the other part of the human body that was used for reproduction.

Dec 11, 201245 notes

#I am Batman #Jojo loves Batman

Dec 11, 201254 notes

#Jojo don't be angry just because you couldn't handle it.

Dec 11, 201225 notes

#But really it's more like this big Jojo.

fightevilandthengetblownup:

 

Dec 11, 20122 notes

#Jojo don't tell the world how big I am. #I don't want Big Brother or Brother/Sister trying to get my meatsuit.

Dec 11, 201224 notes

#Does this mean that I get the Angelfish?

Dec 11, 20125 notes

#Jojo #Please?

Dec 11, 2012125 notes

#JoJo. #Can you help me with the zipper?

Dec 11, 201284 notes

#There is our Brother or Sister using his/her tongue. #Not as talented as we had heard it was.

Kiddies... Your brother is your brother. Don't worry your little heads about it.

But not if he’s our Sister.

Dec 11, 20121 note

Dec 11, 201236 notes

#This isn't helping us see if Brother is our Sister.

Dec 11, 2012164 notes

#Brother? #Or is it Sister? #I'm so confused.

Dec 11, 20126 notes

#I thought it was our other brother that was good at using his tongue.

November 2012

2 posts

Nov 25, 20127 notes

#Is the teddy bear hers or yours Brother?

Nov 25, 20123 notes

October 2012

1 post

Oct 8, 201237 notes

#Candy is an acceptable gift according to human ways.

September 2012

1 post

Sep 13, 2012

#Lilith did you dye your hair? #We approve

June 2012

21 posts

Jun 28, 201248 notes

#Dude sleeping with your brother is not cool.

Jun 19, 20125 notes

#We have heard that putting buns in your oven gives you bigger breasts JoJo.

Jun 19, 20125 notes

#Nearly naked JoJo makes out meatsuit all dewy.

Jun 19, 2012

#Jojo and Brother would make a very pretty baby.

fightevilandthengetblownup:

theevilanon:

Happy Bun Day!

It’s okay JoJo. We’ll make sure you’re all taken care of.

Jun 19, 201214 notes

#We just like you and want more of you around

Jun 19, 201214 notes

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

Fine fine if you don’t want to bake any bread then do you mind if we try to put a bun in Jo’s oven?

Anything of yours that touches Jo is getting cut off.

/Anon still looking on the internet for more information on this strange thing that is human reproduction./ “Um Brother? We have found on the internet that males can get pregnant, it is called mpreg. You are moody, irritable and emotional. Did Jo put a bun in your oven?

………………..

………………..

………………..

This conversation is over since you are no longer making any sense.

We are just trying to understand Brother! Like if you and Jo are both knocked up are they twins, born at the same time with same parents?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#Everything makes so much more sense now. #Urban dictionary is wonderful.

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

So we can’t say “up the duff?” or “on stork watch” or “trout in the well” or our personal favorite “human incubator”?

If you ever use that last one in reference to Jo I will kill you, slowly.

Fine fine if you don’t want to bake any bread then do you mind if we try to put a bun in Jo’s oven?

Anything of yours that touches Jo is getting cut off.

/Anon still looking on the internet for more information on this strange thing that is human reproduction./ “Um Brother? We have found on the internet that males can get pregnant, it is called mpreg. You are moody, irritable and emotional. Did Jo put a bun in your oven?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#This would explain so much about Brother

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

NO. NOTHING IS BAKING ANYWHERE. Jo isn’t an oven. This is creepy and weird now.

But we have learned that Jo is an oven and the swarm is the bun in it. We like human slang.

No slang. You’re not allowed to use slang.

So we can’t say “up the duff?” or “on stork watch” or “trout in the well” or our personal favorite “human incubator”?

If you ever use that last one in reference to Jo I will kill you, slowly.

Fine fine if you don’t want to bake any bread then do you mind if we try to put a bun in Jo’s oven?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#Could you see the glory that would be our children?

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

I know. That’s sweet but Jo’s not pregnant so you guys don’t need to do that. Check with Anna maybe? I’m sure “Big Brother” needs the help more than I do.

We don’t like Anna or Big Brother. Anna is a doped up stick, no way Big Brother is baking anything in that oven. Jo though has a nice tummy, your baking is coming along nicely by the pic.

NO. NOTHING IS BAKING ANYWHERE. Jo isn’t an oven. This is creepy and weird now.

But we have learned that Jo is an oven and the swarm is the bun in it. We like human slang.

No slang. You’re not allowed to use slang.

So we can’t say “up the duff?” or “on stork watch” or “trout in the well” or our personal favorite “human incubator”?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#Wonder if Brother will get Jo's mood swings? #We think he already is.

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

But we have been looking online and that is what they say a wet nurse is for, we are learning for you and your future swarm Brother.

I know. That’s sweet but Jo’s not pregnant so you guys don’t need to do that. Check with Anna maybe? I’m sure “Big Brother” needs the help more than I do.

We don’t like Anna or Big Brother. Anna is a doped up stick, no way Big Brother is baking anything in that oven. Jo though has a nice tummy, your baking is coming along nicely by the pic.

NO. NOTHING IS BAKING ANYWHERE. Jo isn’t an oven. This is creepy and weird now.

But we have learned that Jo is an oven and the swarm is the bun in it. We like human slang.

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#We think Brother is having prefather jitters.

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

We can be safe, do you want us to take over another mother in case the baby gets hungry so we can feed it?

No, no that’s… we won’t be needing that. It’s a ~~little~~ lot weird.

But we have been looking online and that is what they say a wet nurse is for, we are learning for you and your future swarm Brother.

I know. That’s sweet but Jo’s not pregnant so you guys don’t need to do that. Check with Anna maybe? I’m sure “Big Brother” needs the help more than I do.

We don’t like Anna or Big Brother. Anna is a doped up stick, no way Big Brother is baking anything in that oven. Jo though has a nice tummy, your baking is coming along nicely by the pic.

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#Do you really want to turn your spawn into an alcoholic just from Jo breatfeeding?

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

Can we babysit for you Brother?

Not you guys aren’t nice but I wouldn’t let you babysit a houseplant.

But we aren’t as bad as Big Brother.

That’s true but you’re not exactly safe either.

We can be safe, do you want us to take over another mother in case the baby gets hungry so we can feed it?

No, no that’s… we won’t be needing that. It’s a ~~little~~ lot weird.

But we have been looking online and that is what they say a wet nurse is for, we are learning for you and your future swarm Brother.

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#We have also been reading that Jo can not drink while feeding the swarm so we are trying to help her too.

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

Guys no, it’s just the shirt…

Can we babysit for you Brother?

Not you guys aren’t nice but I wouldn’t let you babysit a houseplant.

But we aren’t as bad as Big Brother.

That’s true but you’re not exactly safe either.

We can be safe, do you want us to take over another mother in case the baby gets hungry so we can feed it?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#See we are thinking about the good of the baby.

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

Guys no, it’s just the shirt…

Can we babysit for you Brother?

Not you guys aren’t nice but I wouldn’t let you babysit a houseplant.

But we aren’t as bad as Big Brother.

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#Can you imagine Jo not able to drink for the next 9 months?

greyfacewhispers:

theevilanon:

Guys no, it’s just the shirt…

Can we babysit for you Brother?

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#The shirt and the growing belly.

Jun 18, 201249 notes

#JoJo you and Brother should have told us the happy news! #Congratulations for the new Swarm!

Jun 9, 201261 notes

#Ohhh hand holding #Maybe Cas can be Anna's Pizza Man.